By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik
ATT: All shoppers
RE: Product Discontinued

Our best product, the Travis Lyle 3000, will officially be pulled from circulation tomorrow, in a move that has met with much wailing and gnashing of teeth from our single hot female demographic.
Although we are aware that this is our best-selling product, we regret to inform our devoted customers that the license for this product has been bought out by ravishing new company Abigail Case Inc, who will be taking ownership of this highly successful item at 11:30 at a handover ceremony at the Park Rynie Home Affairs, Deaths, Births and Marriage Validation Department.
To all of our customers who have enjoyed the Travis Lyle 3000, we wish to thank you for your brand loyalty over the years, and hope your experiences of using this product will leave you with only the rosiest of memories. Should you require an item of a similar nature, please feel free to avail yourselves of a wide range of products available at the many bars, taverns and discotheques of the Durban region.

Warm Regards,

Travis Case (née Lyle)
CEO, Whiteboy Entertainment Inc.
 

2 comments so far.

  1. Anonymous January 10, 2008 at 3:11 PM
    The Travis Lyle 3000 was one of the best products on the underground market. Sad to see it go but I'm sure the new product will be equally salubrious but with a slightly different, more targeted, focus.

    Congrats Trav!

    J.D.
  2. Travis Lyle January 10, 2008 at 3:24 PM
    Nice one, J, you old charmer.
    Will down one for you!

    Cheers

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